Tag Archives: Groove Metal

Friday Morning Metal – Texas Hippie Coalition – Bones Jones

Did you know there’s a Texas Hippie Coalition? I just learned today and now you get to, as well! They’ve been around since 2004, playing big heavy groove metal that is pretty reminiscent of Pantera or other late 90’s acts. True to form, they’ve had 7 different drummers. I hope none of them choked on vomit, that would be dreadful.

The song kicks into chuggy gear pretty quick. Like I mentioned earlier, it’s a pretty beefy groove metal sound, with a solid beat that’d be great for like boxing or working out. Solid cadence & whatnot. The vocals are deep and beefy, and I wouldn’t be surprised if they say “Southern Styllllllle” in another song. Apparently Bones Jones is a tweaker and a soul seeker. He also air guitars the solo which is very noodly and very 1995. All in all, it’s a great throwback to an era that wasn’t 1985, and it’s fun. So if you have a shirt with the sleeves ripped off and the urge to backyard wrestle, you should give these guys a shot.

The video is a wacky races meets Rat Fink cartoon, with the band and Mr. Bones Jones racing to a haunted castle after introducing our racers. And some other bits about what kind of guy Bones Jones is. Bones Jones is a pretty great name, it’s too bad I don’t know any Joneseses, because they’d get nicknamed pretty quickly. Oh and Bones Jones bites some boobs, so if you’re at work, make sure you’re not sharing this screen on your Zoom.

Friday Morning Metal – Revocation – Cronenberged

HAVE SOME WICKED BRUTAL METAL! Straight from Boston, it’s Revocation, and their new song Cronenberged. I’m not sure if they went to college near Boston, no, not tufts, but they do shred pretty hard.

I’ve probably heard Revocation before, but they’re pretty shreddy. Jonny Davy from Job For A Cowboy does guest vocals on it, so perhaps they don’t always sound like this? I’ll have to listen to more of the songs. It’s got a good groove to start, plus slappy bass. Much like the video, it could be great over a montage of an evil scientist doing some evil science. The frenetic guitar solo is pretty fantastic. Overall it kind of reminds me of Dethklok, just with different vocals.

The video is very Cronenbergie. Cronenbergerian? Cronen the Barbarian? Regardless, the lead singer wakes up in a lab that really looks like a place for someone to get tortured and/or killed, but instead some creep in a jumpsuit injects him with stuff and he starts growing eyeball and teeth all over. I think the lyrics even say “eyeballs where they should not be.” And a weird tentacle arm. They really lean into the gross body horror, so if you’re not a fan of that definitely switch to a different tab after you start.

If you want to avoid the visuals, you can choose to Spotify, here’s the Spotify link.

Friday Morning Metal – Margarita Witch Cult – Diabolical Influence

Time to get your frilly leather jacket out of storage, it’s doomy/groovy 70s metal from Margarita Witch Cult! Coming straight out of Birmingham, West Midlands, England, they’ll wallop you in the nugget with their groovy hooks.

Diabolical Influence starts with the main hook right off the bat, and if you’re not bobbing your head or drinking a cheap lager, you might not be as into metal as I previously thought. I guess you could also use this as the background music for your basement D&D sesh, or playing with a Ouija board and “seriously I’m not moving the planchette it’s doing it on its own!” The song itself is pretty straightforward with the hook, but there’s a proper 70’s-style noodly solo that really ties things together toward the end. Doesn’t waste too much time at 4 minutes and change, and I imagine you can only say Diabolical Influence so many times before it loses meaning. Kinda like saying Angel Witch 26 times.

The video even gives huge throwback Sabbath vibes, with double exposures and that weird melty overlay that makes it look like the projector is getting a little too hot. The band lives up to the vibe with their hair and outfits, as though they were plucked out of a bar in 1972 and dropped in the nowadays. It’s a good look for them, they don’t look uncomfortable in their getups, which is important. Though it would be funny if like the drummer was dressed up like a time traveler from 2522, or like a Starfleet reject.

Friday Morning Metal – Ektomorf – You Can’t Control Me

This is some pretty aggro metal coming straight out of Hungary. I had not heard of Ektomorf until Bjørn Sportify decided I should discover it this week. And so far they’re pretty fun. Kind of reminds me of mid-to-late 90s Sepultura-esque metal. Super drivey drums, mega chuggy guitar, the works!

Also the song’s two and a half minutes long. They got their point across, that I can’t control him, so why belabor the point. The music video is pretty fun, with them out in a field in front of a military helicopter.

Checking out some of their newer stuff it sounds like they’re staying in the groove. I think if they came out like ten years earlier they would’ve toured the US with like System of a Down or Rammstein or something.

Friday Morning Metal – The Sword – Dying Earth

I guess they’re called stoner metal, groove metal, post metal, and all sorts of things. I call them The Sword, and they have a very classic sound in their new album Apocryphon. The main hook in this song is catchy as hell and the solos are fantastic.

Anyway, here’s Dying Earth.