Friday Morning Metal – Battlesnake – I Killed Satan

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Here we go, some more Battlesnake, this time it’s I Killed Satan! This is much bigger and more bombastic than I am the Vomit, which is fun to hear. They’re stretching out! Or they were already stretched out, and I just wasn’t paying enough attention. Regardless, they’re bringing some more Australian cheek with this song and video combo.

The song starts with some soaring guitars and synthy sounds, definitely gives vibes of the intro to a Saturday afternoon movie. The general sound of the song is that kind of big power metally vibe similar to Dream Evil or Hammerfall. The vocals have a solid edge to them, not leaning on the operatic vibe of the rest of the song. After the breakdown there’s a solid guitar riff that sounds like a car revving, and then we’re back to the races of yelling about how they killed satan. This would be pretty rad live, getting the crowd to yell I killed satan. No solos, but that’s fine. Also the song is three and a half minutes long. Probably don’t need to do much more after describing how they killed satan.

Like I am the Vomit, the video has some great visuals, but now it looks like a movie that would’ve been on channel 11 at noon on a Saturday or something. I guess they also kill satan with an automatic gun! There’s some interesting green screen stuff they do to look like they’re out in this map from Hexen. Interesting in that they don’t line up the camera angles perfectly so it’s all janky and silly. All in all these guys look like they’re having a hoot making these videos and I look forward to more of them.

Friday Morning Metal – KK’s Priest – One More Shot at Glory

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Here we go, One More Shot at Glory from KK’s Priest. Apparently it’s KK Downing’s band, not KK Slider. Though if Animal Crossing had him play this song on one of those weekends it would’ve ruled. KK Downing used to play guitar in Judas Priest, and you can hear some of the parallels between the two. But a little dog dude shredding a flying V and singing in the Animal Crossing gibberish, that’d be the stuff right there.

The song starts with a bass intro before the guitars join in and we eventually get the main melody of the song. Wouldn’t you know, it sounds an awful lot like a Priest song but not necessarily One Shot at Glory. The galloping rhythm does give a bit of a Maiden vibe to me. Oh hey the singer is the guy they got to replace Halford for a few years. Man this really is like “we have Judas Priest at home.” It’s still fun and shreddy and has solid metal hallmarks. Downing’s solos cover the gamut, from noodly and frenetic to intimate and mildly soaring. Four and a half minutes for the song is a little long; a couple spots felt kind of draggy, but they weren’t unnecessary.

The video cuts between the band on a soundstage and a big epic battle scene. It’s fun how much fire they got on the soundstage, it must have been extra toasty. Oooh synchronized guitar posing! After the big battle, all seems to be lost, but then main sword guy goes for his one more shot at glory. The band is sufficiently leathered up, aside from the drummer. They even do some slow mo Downing shots, just to let you know how epic he is.

Friday Morning Metal – W.M.D. – Eyes of a Killer

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Well this band has Canadian markings, it’s Eyes of a Killer by W.M.D. The youtube comments say they’re from Vancouver, but Encylopaedia Metallum claims they’re from Calgary, Alberta, Canadaaaaaa, so I guess that’s a point of debate. Hah their demo was called ‘DEMO’lition, that’s pretty clever. Gotta appreciate that.

The song starts off with some spooky whispers before a drum fill and chuggy guitar kicks into gear. You can hear the bass in the mix, which doesn’t seem like something thrash bands do. But these guys do it, and it’s springing and slappy and awesome. Dang the drums in this song are badass, super driving but with a couple solid breakdowns for the crowd to fist pump before crashing the pit. The solo is shreddy and soaring and completely deserving to be played on a flying v. There’s even a key change toward the end! The screams give off a solid Slayer vibe, and the vocals fit in pretty well. Despite being from Canada, they don’t say aboat, so that’s interesting.

The video cuts between the band playing in a forest, and a lady hiding in the woods or running from a killer? Or a dude in a hoodie? Or the guitarist? There’s a bit where he’s standing on a road and walking toward the camera. The video ends before we figure out what happens to her. Hopefully she makes it to safety.

Friday Morning Metal – Leatherwitch – Heroes and the Dice

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Woo shreddy lady metal featuring ladies! This week we’re listening to Heroes and the Dice, from Katowice, Silesia. Silesia is apparently a region that covers a bit of Poland, Germany, and the Czech Republic. I just learned that. So now you get to too! The band was started by Marta Gabriel, who was in Crystal Viper and also worked as a session musician with like Manilla Road and stuff. And she shreds! Also it’s spelled Leatherwitch, not leatherwich, which I assume is what happens to a hoagie if you leave it out in the sun too long.

The song starts off with some plinky plunky grandspas guitars before the drums come marching in. Definitely has the vibes of a Maiden song that would be the first song out the gate live. The pivot to chuggy guitars and big drums is pretty great. Marta’s got a great voice that soars overs the melody real well. The solo is fun, with crazy noodling and soary interludes. The drums are tomtastic and ready to guide many a runner to a huge PR on their next race.

The video is a combo of her performing along with clips of what looks to be wizards playing D&D in the woods. Or at least they’re rolling dice in the woods. I think they’re magical scrying dice or something. Then I think a dude gets stabbed with an enchanted dagger which someone buries on a beach. Maybe they were playing dice over who got stabbed. Or who had to do the stabbing. Marta’s white leather fingerless gloves are pretty badass, and there’s plenty of opportunities to watch her shred out. The placement of the lights behind her does make it look like she’s standing in front of a Jeep Wrangler while singing. But all in all it’s a fun song and video!

Friday Morning Metal – Visigoth – Warrior Queen

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Happy Friday, here’s some power metal coming straight out of Salt Lake City, it’s Visigoth’s Warrior Queen. I’ve talked about these guys previously with their song Dungeon Master, about guys who like… battle orcs and have maximum charisma. This time it’s about a lady who’s badass and has a sword & stuff.

The song is pretty straight down the fairway power metal, kicking off with a drum fill before the singer shows off his pipes. It’s got a solid chugga guitar line during the verses, putting it right at home with like Dream Evil and whatnot. There’s a solid solo halfway through the song, chock full of finger taps and sweeps picks. Seems like most bands, if they do a solo, put it halfway through. I guess that gives the band a breather. They get an extra breather with a big epic breakdown to let the singer play flute. He plays flute you guys. And sings about marching through the fog. The big vocals transition to a good shouty part that I assume gets the crowd ready for huge moshing right at the end.

The video cuts between the band on a soundstage, and the titular warrior queen standing alone and ready to fight some guy who has a flail or something. Oh and she defeats a king who looks like he’s king of the comic shop down the street. The vocalist seems like a nice guy but he also looks like “we have Halford at home” with his studded jacket. Oooh there is a bit of some rock guitar posing.

Friday Morning Metal – Green Carnation – Sanguis

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What in Green Carnation? Here’s some super prog from Norway’s own Green Carnation. The song is Sanguis, off Part two of Prog Bards Epic Album Trilogy™, and that’s a fantastic phrase right there. These guys have been progging all over since 1990, with themes of life, death, sorrow, and introspection. Sanguis does seem to play in those themes. Also their drummer’s shirt is buttoned all the way up. He looks like a server at a fancy restaurant, not a drummer. Maybe that’s how you can tell they’re a professional prog® band.

The song kicks off with some organ vibes before dropping into the main melody. It’s pretty cool to see a band prog rocking with an organ instead of a keyboard. But a keytar would still be epic. The vocals are big and clean, and with the way the guy is moving his hands around I bet he’s like an opera type singer too. Oooh and sometimes he pivots to a growl, that’s neat. There’s a pretty noodly solo at the halfway mark, not like crazy noodly but definitely fun and technical. The chorus is pretty floaty, not like much of the stuff I’ve posted recently, but it’s a pretty big and epic 7-minute prog fest.

The video itself is primarily on a sound stage, but sometimes they make it look like it’s snowing/raining blood? I guess that’s the Sanguis part. Also a lot of strobe lights, so if that is no damn good for you maybe listen to the song on Sportify or scroll the video off the page? The lead singer looks like Santa giving a Ted Talk, too.

Friday Morning Metal – Mutoid Man – Call of the Void

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Coming straight out of Brooklyn, it’s Mutoid Man with Call of the Void. According to the internet, they’re either stoner metal, sludge metal, or math rock. They seem kind of proggy with their music so maybe there’s that too. Who knew a band that got started in Brooklyn in 2012 would be quasi hipster in their genre stylings! Their themes are humanities, sociopolitical, and personal. Personal what, I don’t know, but Enclyclopaedia Metallum had those in the listing.

The song kicks off with a very dissonant guitar melody. It almost sounds like the guitar is going through too many effects pedals, but once the song gets going, it fits in really well. It kind of reminds me of Muse or similar bands. The drums are pretty frenetic and badass, keeping the song moving at a good clip. The vocals are clean, reminding me of some of the like At the Drive In kind of era bands. At the three minute mark we get a solid solo, which is good. He’s playing on a flying v, I’m pretty sure they take away your flying v if you don’t have at least one solo per song.

The video starts out with a weird presenter at the mutant mission introducing the band. They look like a creepy Charles Entertainment Cheese band. As the song progresses, they get more and more melty, and start to move less like robots. Before long they turn into static and get eaten by what appears to be a giant “We have Ed at home.” It’s a fun premise, also they’re good at being robots. Maybe they went to college for performing arts or were breakdancers in their youth.

Friday Morning Metal – In Malice’s Wake – Beyond Death

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Coming straight out of Melbourne, this week it’s In Malice’s Wake thrashing faces with Beyond Death. These guys play a pretty heavy thrash, though you think with a name like In Malice’s Wake they’d be proggy math rock with tons of time changes and polymeters. It’s math! Like in Guts Punch Balls Throw Up. However, they play songs about the downfall of humanity, armageddon, and self-awareness. That third one is really a thing. It’s not me saying two serious things and then a joke. I hope the self-awareness songs are like “you got something in your nose” or “hey quit calling that guy a chump while you yourself act the chump.”

The song wastes no time to get into the kind of shreddy wall of sound that pervades the song. There’s a couple interesting rhythm changes with a quick noodly phrase to bring it in. The lead vocals are growly and tough, with the bassist adding the more gutteral backing on the chorus. They work well together. There’s a quick solo early in the song, but for the most part it’s a big aggro thrash epic.

The video is primarily them playing at a bonfire near some woods. I hope there are a bunch of people in camp chairs behind the camera, drinking beer and grilling hot dogs. Those are two great things to do at a bonfire. Especially if there’s some badass metal getting performed. Their lead guitarist looks like a wizard, and I think he aced the Advanced Fast Hand Finger Wizard Master Class the way he shred the solo early on.

Friday Morning Metal – Nukem – Random Acts of Violence

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They’re here to play thrash and chew bubblegum, and they’re all out of bubblegum. It’s Random Acts of Violence from San Diego’s own Nukem. According to Encylopaedia Metallum I guess they’re from El Cajon, which is the drawer of California. San Diego is probably right nearby. I wouldn’t say they’re groovy, but they do look like they’re ready to rip em a new one.

Right off the bat I can hear the bass thick in the mix and now I am stoked. After the intro, you get into the frenetic riffs and shreddiness that comprise a top notch thrash song. The vocals have a good edge to them, and fit well. There’s a solid breakdown halfway through that I’m sure is when you get a lot of fist pumping and shouting from a live show. There are like… three solos, two shreddy and one noodly. Wait I think a fourth solo has hit the video. This rules!

The video is them on a soundstage or something with some purple lighting. Pretty barebones, but then you get to see them shred all over and that’s fun. I bet they could intersperse the SNL Digital Short “People Getting Punched Right Before Eating” and that would work well. Or just random clips of people getting hit in the nards. That’s a good random act of violence right there. These guys have great rock squats going on, like the seasoned pros they are. Definitely adding them to my “get back to work” mixes going forward.

Friday Morning Metal – Vomitory – For Gore and Country

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Coming in hot, here’s some Swedish death metal, it’s For Gore and Country by Vomitory. These guys have been melting faces since 1989 and getting people to say Vomitory in casual conversation. Their themes are death, gore, war, violence, and anti-religion. I’m pretty sure this song has four out of five. Unless zombies are anti religious, then it’s a clean sweep!

There’s no intro to this song, just a straight wall of metal kicking you in the solar plexus. The main riff is pretty catchy; I bet it would’ve fit right into a Pantera song just as well as this song. I wonder if they named the band Vomitory because the vocalist sounds a bit like he’s hurking, or if that was a happy coincidence. It is nice that despite being death metal, the lyrics are relatively easy to understand. No solo in this track, but it’s also three and a half minutes long.

The video cuts between the band playing in a subway station and an animated zombie horde attacking an army. Sometimes they do some rad closeups on the band members, so you can see the bassist playing the E string over and over. The rotting horde zombie really messes up the army. I don’t know why they’d send an army into a zombie town like that, seems like a bad move all around. And it’s borne out by the zombies eating a ton of them. Also kinda wild that Youtube isn’t like “hey are you old enough to watch this?”