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Friday Morning Metal – Artillery – Turn up the Rage

Danish thrash incoming! Today’s song is Turn up the Rage by Artillery. These guys have been thrashing about since 1982. But they also disbanded a few times. I think that happens when you run out of songs. You have to take a break to think up new ways to be metal. And since their reunion in 2007, they’ve been steadily pumping out the thrash. Apparently they shared rehearsal space with Mercyful Fate and Metallica, that’s gotta be a big loud room right there.

The song kicks off with the main riff, no intro needed, just straight up thrash. Their vocalist has been with the band since like 2013, and he’s pretty great, combining a solid growl with soaring vocal parts. The guitar solo halfway through provides a shreddy interlude before getting back to the main riff. There’s even a drum solo toward the end! You don’t hear those too often nowadays. Maybe at a live show, but not just stuffed into a song. It’s nice. The song’s about 4 minutes long, but they make the most of it. And the video ends showing off a beer that might have been for sale! All in all, it’s a pretty killer track. Which makes sense, these guys have been shredding for most of 43 years.

The video combines two things I dig: heavy metal and brewery equipment! There’s also some quick shots of a skeleton in a hoodie. I wonder if he’s the head brewer. He’s probably mad that they’re taking up space when he could be cleaning or something. And that’s turning up his rage. There’s also the guitarist who I thought was doing a lot of deep knee rock squats, but I think he might just be itty bitty.

Friday Morning Metal – Coroner – Renewal

Happy Friday! Enjoy some thrash from Zürich’s own Coroner. These guys have been shredding since 1983, or 1985, depending on which lineup you consider the original Coroner vs Medical Examiner. The song today is Renewal, off their album Dissonance Theory. I hope they have a followup called Assonance Theory. That’d be pretty great. While the song is called Renewal, I don’t think the song is about those fancy Renewal by Andersen windows, though it might be.

The song is pretty badass. You can tell these guys have been shredding for nigh on 40 years. The song kicks off with bigass drums & guitars, catapulting you into an incredibly tight and frenetic experience. The solo 2/3 of the way into the song has some good shreddy noodles up in it, before pivoting to another kickass breakdown leading into the chorus. This would be great in a playlist for taking down drywall or chasing down your enemies in vengeance.

The video is primarily them playing in what looks like an abandoned villa or something, and then interspersed with someone writing while a clock is ticking. At first I thought the person was taking a test, maybe they were renewing their real estate license. But later on you see the person is drawing and whatnot, so maybe they didn’t pass the exam. The guitarist & bassist look equal parts angry and nonplussed, while the drummer looks like he’s having a hoot. If I were killing it on drums like he is in this song, I’d probably make the same faces. Or do the point one stick at the camera while using the other. A band I used to see a lot had a drummer who did that, especially when they’d play Bastard Gas.

Friday Morning Metal – Annihilator – Armed to the Teeth

Oooh Canadian thrash! Annihilator has been shredding faces since 1984 and Bjørn thought I should listen to King of The Kill yet again, so I went and found a more recent song to share. This week it’s Armed to the Teeth, off the 2020 album Ballistic, Sadistic.

The song kicks off with a pretty standard chugga riff before kicking into gear. You can tell these guys have been thrashing about for 40+ years, they’re really tight. Even if only one guy is left from the original band. They do have some kickass flying V’s. Gotta have some of those if you want to shred. The solos are pretty shreddy, looks a bit more like finger tappy and shaking the guitar to get cool tones out of it. There’s also a solid shift when the girl is about to whip ass. Plus some evil thrash metal laughs. All in all it’s a pretty solid track and would fit in when pumping iron, mowing the lawn, or changing the oil in your Iroc-Z.

The video highlights a teeny bopper girl who looks like she’s walking to school when a couple of nutsacks with dumb chin pubes bully her and steal her wallet. She also looks kinda like she could be the younger sister of Ursula from Super Troopers. So she goes to Youtube to learn how to beat ass and then beats their asses. Later on she gets a bat and smacks them around more. Moral of the story, don’t grow chin pubes if you’re blond. Also don’t be a bully, you guys. It’s interspersed with clips of the band playing in front of, but not on top of, a mesa. The lead guy has a borderline Zangief mohawk which is pretty rad. He also likes to make crazy faces during his solos. Apparently he’s been with the band since inception, that’s pretty rad. Doesn’t look 40 years older than when they started. I wonder what his secret is.

Friday Morning Metal – Vindicator – Thirst for Violence

Vindicator Vindicator! Vindicator! Vindicator! They’ve got a new album coming out, and this is one of the tracks from said album! WHOAH OH OH, THIRST FOR VIOLENCE! These guys have been melting faces since 2005 and are not to be confused with Glen Burnie, Maryland’s Vindicator. Nor Northern California’s Vindicator. And definitely not Vyndykator from Jersey City, New Jersey. Maybe they don’t teach spelling in Jersey City. Who am I to judge.

True to form the song is frenetic and kicks you in the rocks from the get go. The vocals are a bit growlier than I remember, a bit more like Darkthrone, which is interesting and fits over the rest of the band well. They have a couple bits early on where there’s maybe heavy guitar syncopation and it causes an interesting sense of unease, at least for me. It wasn’t something I was expecting in the song, and I remember a professor teaching pop music history saying that’s important. So they did the important thing! The solo around the halfway point is quick but noodly and dueling and very fun. And then ANOTHER very noodly double solo! At 6 and a half minutes long, it does feel like it could be truncated or segmented. But what would thrash metal be without 6+ minute long shred fests. I guess it’d be speed metal.

The video is an “Official Visualizer” which I guess means the song is on top of stock footage of wars and stuff. Plus some wolves fighting over what appears to be a dead rabbit. If your music is fast and aggressive, I guess that’s what the visualization of it would be. Oooh and a big fat snake! Personally I would’ve liked to see some session or live footage interspersed with the visualizer but that probably is difficult to do. At least it wasn’t AI slop, am I right?

Oh also here’s why I said Vindicator so much.

Friday Morning Metal – Phantom – The Tower of Seth

Coming from Guadalajara and ready to shred your face off, it’s Phantom! This is The Tower of Seth, off their album Tyrants of Wrath. That’s a good album title right there. Also I had a buddy in high school named Seth who was really tall. He’s not the subject of the song, despite being a towering fella. These guys play the kind of speed/thrash metal that would fit right in as opener for Anthrax or Metallica.

The song has a good chuggy intro, giving vibes of early Metallica or 3 Inches of Blood’s Metal Woman. The intro having separate channels for lead/rhythm guitar is pretty fun, makes it feel like you’re in the middle of the band. It’s too bad the vocals are tuned down so much in the mix. It does give the rest of the band an opportunity to shine, but it also makes it sound like the singer is way in the back like “HEY GUYS I’M HERE TOO.” Maybe they mistook the vocal track for bass. There’s a pretty killer solo leading up to the video’s climax, plenty chuggy and throwback-adjacent. All in all, a really solid speedy metal song.

The video takes place out in the woods. It’s fun to see the drumsticks kind of get that rubber pencil vibe while he’s playing, I haven’t seen that before in a video. The band is playing in a stream which can’t be too comfortable, but then it’s interspersed with some like druids walking by a water treatment plant and a guy in a cape. Our caped crusader seems to be on a mission to take out a black metal band, or the druids. Except the druids have magic and summon Celtic Frost to fight him. Sadly, despite being from the band Phantom, we don’t see any Ben Affleck nor Billy Zane, he’s a cool guy.

Friday Morning Metal – Game Over – Lust for Blood

GAME OVER MAN! Here’s some thrash from Ferrara, Emilia-Romagna Italy. These guys have been shredding since 2008 and it’s only now that Bjørn thinks to share them with me. I guess he’s gotta hold back some or he’ll run out of good stuff. Regardless, these guys are pretty solid and thrashy. According to Encyclopaedia Metallum, their themes are horror movies and social issues.

The song is a single off their upcoming album Face the End, and kicks off with some bigass drums and chuggy guitar intros. There are some fun lyrical choices, like “Get busy living or get busy dead.” Dueling guitar solos with some back to back rocking is a great way to round out the song. In general, it’s a pretty kickass song with solid vocals that fit really well with everything else.

The video is split between performance and a dude in a pig mask chasing a metal lady. I think he has a lust for blood that backfires by the end. He does seem kinda creepy, but there’s also a fun bit where the pig guy gets a side ache. Reminded me of when I used that as a bit in a ResTek short like 20 some years ago. So thrash it up and chase down the creepy pig man!

Friday Morning Metal – Revocation – The Grip Tightens

Happy goofy metal video day, this time by way of Revocation out of Boston. According to the internet, these guys are a technical death metal band, but this sounds like solid thrash for nearly five minutes!

The song is frenetic and badass, with some super driving drums. Definitely one of those songs that could lead to you driving a little too fast on the highway, or biking 30 mph for no dang reason. TWO SOLOS! We’re blessed with super shreddy noodlefests in this one. All together the song is crazy fast and super fun.

This is a fun video premise. They’re dressed up like wicked old dudes and are shredding at a senior center. The guitarist looks like he’s about to pass out when an orderly turns his oxygen up, just in time for a shred fest of a solo. The folks in the crowd really get into it too, it’s a hoot. It is a little funny that they’re done up to look like old folks when there are legit old folks touring in huge bands and doing the same while not looking like decrepit monkey skeletons.

Friday Morning Metal – Hazzerd – ThArSh ‘TiLl DeTh

More tharsh! More crazy fast metal from those wild guys in Hazzerd. According to their youtube description, this is the silly song. Despite it being “silly,” it’s still a kickass shred fest perfect for the times you’re breaking a microwave because it keeps wrecking your frozen burritos.

The song kicks off with some killer shredding before the rest of the band jumps in to get it going. True to thrash form, it’s frenetic, chuggy, and a blast! I think I mentioned it last time I covered Hazzerd, but it’s wild the drummer is lead vocals. I’d imagine he’d get tired drumming, but adding singing on top of it? Madness! The guitar solo, with the distortion they use or more finger picking or something, it gives off a twangy country-esque vibe. Pretty fun to hear.

The video itself is pretty goofy, with the guitarist following a dude around and being generally weird. Also the bassist teabags the camera after they beat it up, Office Space style. Can’t pass that up. It also seemingly ties into microwave destruction at the end! More music videos need appliance destruction, it’s just fun to watch. So enjoy some tharsh!

Friday Morning Metal – Havok – Death is an Illusion

Havok dropped an EP! New Havok! Can’t pass that up. Sidenote, whenever I have to really focus in on work stuff, like if a client’s decided that my work didn’t actually do anything, or a third party marketing firm has decided SEMRush estimates are more accurate than actual Search Console data, I’ll fire up Havok and use their big powerful thrash to help me put together proof that I’m right. It works like… 95% of the time.

Much like all the best thrash metal, the song starts off fast, keeps the pedal to the floor, and gets out quick. Three and a half minutes is almost a perfect amount of time to get to the point. The solo is shreddy and soaring and fan damn tastic, with some dueling guitarmonies in there for good measure. There’s a lot more bass in this than in previous Havok songs. You don’t normally hear bass-forward thrash, so hearing it riding through the song is a great addition.

The video is a lot of close ups and shot through water or something. Gives it a dreamy vibe that’s a contrast to frenetic pace of the song. So if you’re ready to get amped up, give it a spin!

The EP also features a cover of Metallica’s Eye of the Beholder, so today’s a double feature Friday Morning Metal! They’re pretty true to the original, though you can actually hear the bass. And Justice for Jason after all!

Friday Morning Metal – Jenner – Prove Them Wrong

Jenner’s a three-piece, all-lady thrash band from Belgrade. I also thought Jenner was a company that made squirt guns or something, but I can’t find that on the internet so maybe it was Kenner and I’m having a Mandela Effect about Jenner being something that existed.

The song is a chuggafest, with some great hooks and a driving beat. I dig the vocals, just growly enough to fit the thrash vibe, but not so growly that it takes me out of it. There’s also a few really great solos, the kind of shreddy that melts great on tortilla chips.

The third guitar solo sounded dueling, but they’re a three-piece band so I don’t know where that extra guitar came from. Unless the bassist grabs a regular guitar and shreds for a bit. That would rule; not just a key change but an instrument change mid-song.

All in all it’s a tight song even at 5 minutes, so enjoy some fun Balkan thrash!