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Friday Morning Metal – Austrian Death Machine

GREETINGS FROM THE GUMMY BEAR OF CANDYCORNIA, ICE TO SEE YOU.

It’s great that there’s a metal band based almost entirely on cheesy Arnold Schwarzenegger lines. I posted previously about I Need Your Clothes, Your Boots, Your Motorcycle, but that was nearly 6 years ago, so here’s more. It’s also pretty great how many fan edits include clips from Arnold’s movies to really put it all together.

These guys shred, and it’s pretty fun when there’s like goofy Arnold bits in between, like when he says the singer from As I Lay Dying sounds like a dying moose.

HERE IS SUB-ZERO, NOW PLAIN ZERO.

AND WHO IS YOUR DADDY, AND WHAT DOES HE DO??

Oh and a real one for GET TO THE CHOPPAAAAA!!!!

SCREW YOU BENNY!!!