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PAX 10 Day 2

The expo hall closed at 6 pm Saturday which was a bit of a bummer and closed things out early-ish for us. But I think that was okay; playing Rock Band 2 until five in the morning made it really difficult to wake up properly. We saw quite a few more utilikilts, including one we named Fedora the Explora.

Most of the games had pretty solid lines so it was another day of just watching other people play. There are a lot of games coming out that make me feel like a Wii would be a solid investment. Epic Mickey, for example, looks pretty interesting. Best description I overheard: “It’s like Mario Janitor except you’re painting stuff instead of hosing it down.” And then there’s Donkey Kong Country, which I’m pretty sure consumed a couple years in middle school, and looks like a lot of fun what with nunchuks and bananas and such.

PAX 10 Day 1 Trip Report

It was surprisingly not foul smelling. The AC was cranked to prevent nerd funk from seeping into the walls. We treated Friday a little bit like a recon mission, checking out the different booths to get an idea of what we want to play today. The panels were a wash, something about standing in line for three hours to listen to nerds just didn’t seem appealing.

Oh. NBA Jam for the Wii is totally awesome and everyone should buy a Wii and get three friends so entire weekends can be killed by yelling BOOM SHAKALAKA and high fiving over massive dunks.

Penny Arcade Expo Is Go

And with that an entire weekend where downtown Seattle is descended upon by hordes of nerds, geeks, gamers, and dudes in utilikilts. Every year some friends and I check it out, and it’s become a great brodeo weekend event. I like to think of it as equal parts checking out games before they come out and a scared straight program to keep me from diving headlong into gamer dork oblivion.

I’ll try to post a trip report as I partake; in the meantime you can track our ultilikilt utilicount. Next year I want to make utilikilt bingo.

Cascadia Cup 2010

Saturday was the fourth annual Cascadia Cup in beautiful Bellingham, Washington. For those not in the know, the Cup takes place every summer and covers a wide variety of bike games designed to show off style, grace, originality, and ability to coagulate. It’s a day-long event that takes place at various parks in Bellingham and usually culminates at Cornwall Park, or maybe an afterparty at a host’s or participant’s house. There may also be beer/wine drinking. Possibly.

The first couple years I tried to compete until I realized I’m pretty spastic on my bicycle, and it’s tough to bike to work with a broken ride. However, I’m pretty steady with a camera, so I’ve shifted from being an active participant to being the dude with the fancy camera.

The first game I documented – I didn’t catch the name – involved two teams biking around trying to get water balloons into the opponent’s helmet bucket. It started off relaxed, what with players throwing baloons from long range, then descended into spiking them straight into the bucket.

The next round of events involved a lot more pavement, and covered a lot of interesting cycling techniques. Starting with Foot Down, where you ride in an increasingly smaller area without putting your foot down to stablize; to Musical Bikes, which is similar to Foot Down but you must stop when the music does; onto Siamese Bikes, with two riders each powering one pedal; culminating with 23-Skidoo, whereby the cyclist must pop their rear brake while the wheel is over a paint lid, skidding for both distance and grace.

<cue intermission to reload on assorted beers and chips>

The final location covered some long standing games. First up was the Drag Race: you and your partner bicycle to the others’ start location, strip down to your skivvies, bike back to your starting location, put on partner’s clothing, then meet up in the middle to high five. Second game was bike tag, where you pull ribbons off your opponents’ bikes while keeping yours in tact. A lot of crashes usually occur here. The final event for the night, Clown Bike, involvees putting as many people onto a bike and rolling it about 60 feet without anyone falling off. Or the wheel getting taco’d. Spoiler alert: The wheel always gets taco’d.

The Cascadia Cup 2010 Gallery is available on my Flickr feed