There are quite a few songs about Murder trains. I didn’t realize riding the rail could be so violent. Some are crummy, some are masterpieces, all talk about trains of murder. Here goes nothings!

Here’s the version from How I Met Your Mother, where James Van Der Beek’s band “The Foreskins” performed Murder Train. Very fun. Mostly because they use it in clips like of Marshall and his brothers beating the pie out of each other.

And here’s Fanatik’s take on Murder Train. Very much a nu metal sounding whosits:

Finally, here are the masters of disaster, the kings of the universe, Dethklok, performing Blues and Metal majesty with Murdertrain: